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"Laughter is the jam on the toast of life. It adds flavour, keeps it from being too dry makes it easier to swallow" - Diana Johnson
Did you hear about the cat that gave birth in a Singapore street? It got fined for littering.
"I'd like some vitamins for my son."
"Vitamin A, B or C ?" asked the pharmacist.
"It doesn't matter, he can't read yet."
Q : What do you say to someone who has just become a vampire ?
A : Coagulations !
Overheard : I make money the old-fashioned way. My salary is the same as it was ten years ago.
"I think I have too much to drink," slurred Robert to his waiter. "Please bring me something to sober me up."
"Right away," said the waiter. "I'll go get the check."
John, teaching his parrot to talk :
"Repeat after me, 'I can walk'."
Parrot : "I can walk."
John : "I can talk."
Parrot : "I can talk."
John : "I can fly."
Parrot : "That's a lie."
That's
all folks! Hope you like it.
Last updated: Sunday, July 23, 2000 01:18:35 PM